She's an undercover reporter

Obviously, it was impossible for you and your baby dick to get a girlfriend by normal means, but one day, a female reporter approached you with an offer, she would become your girlfriend and in return, you would help her get a big scoop on your sister.

You see, the upper brass at the news agency that the reporter works for noticed that their sales increased by 50,000% leading to a value of their stock tripling if there was a story related to your sister in it. After all, your sister has a cock, and that cock is the only thing that matters in the universe of this story.

With this much money involved, its only natural that all the media outlets were after the latest stories relating to your sister and her insanely huge cock and so you got inundated by dozens of offers daily for even the slightest tidbit on your sister's life.

The reason you chose to accept the offer from this reporter in particular, who refuses to reveal her real identity and just tells you to call her "Bonnie Bimber", is that she was a women far sexier than you would any hope of being with under normal circumstances.

Even though you know nothing good will come out of this relationship, it was nice to be able to delude yourself that you actually had a hot girlfriend, and maybe make a pretty penny from any scoop she discovers because of your assistance along the way.

And so, that is the story of how you got your girlfriend. Directly because of your sister's cock, the only thing enticing and influential enough to make any woman want to date a micro-dicked bitch like you.