Bitchy woman

Jack walked along on the sidewalk/jogging track and headed towards the north parking lot where there also a large gazebo and the public bathrooms. As he approached the bathroom, he was rudely shoved out of the way by a woman with bright red hair. "Get out of the way!" she barked at him as she walked awkardly toward the toilets.

Jack followed. He smirked when he noticed a "Out of Order" sign on the ladies toilet.

"Are you fucking kidding me?!" yelled the woman.

Jack walked up to her. She wore tight gray denim jeans, a black t-shirt, and light gray sweater.

"Just piss your jeans," ordered Jack.

The woman squatted as if she had pulled her jeans and panties down, and a huge stream of piss left her, eventually pooling under her.

"It's perfectly natural for you to piss yourself in public if you really have to do. I mean you can always go home and change, and it makes you horny."

The woman looked up and finished pissing. She stood up and licked her lips.

"But it's illegal to get urine on the sidewalk, so try to mop it up with your hair."

The woman got on her hands and knees and lowered her head to the sidewalk. She draped her hair in the piss and used her hand to try her best to mop it up.

"Now just go about your day as you normally planned," said Jack.

The woman stood again. The wet spot in her crotch was huge and and moved down her inner thighs.