Taylor Swift

John saw Taylor Swift relaxing in the sun. He had a fun idea. He had the memories of Hayley, Cardi, Bella, and Kim all in the gun, and all he had to do was blast Taylor and she would get the memories of whatever woman John wanted her to be.

John decided to give Taylor Cardi's memories for now, knowing he could change them later. He blasted Taylor with the gun, and she twitched and spasmed as Cardi's memories entered her head.

John walked over to Taylor. "Hi, I'm John," he said.