It's a lot wider now

At first glance it look's just like the car you drove home in yesterday, only now it looks as though someone has cartoonishly stretched it out to be twice as wide. Same goes for the driveway, and the road, and the other houses. Everything just looks -- wider now. Especially the people. You can see a few of your neighbors out and about beneath the early morning sun and they all seem to have blown up just like you. You watch as they slowly waddle out of their front doors and go about their morning routines. All of them are spilling out of their clothes just like you, fat bellies hanging out of their sweat stained shirts, asses barely half covered by their messy pants, and buttons and seams popped left and right. It makes you feel better about your own ill-fitting attire to see that fashion standards are a lot more lax in this reality, but there's no time to gawk at the neighbors. You need to get going right away or you'll be late.

The short walk from the front door to your car leaves you panting and you're **** to take a moment to catch your breath before you pull the door open and practically fall into the double wide seat. In spite of how much bigger it was you fill the drivers seat perfectly. It feels so natural you wonder how you ever lived with your old sardine can of a car before. You breathe a sigh of relief to be off your overburdened feet and take a moment to relax before you realize something is missing... The steering wheel. You don't see or feel anything beyond the horizon of your massive gut other than the dashboard it rests on, not that you would be able to reach past your immense midsection to grab it anyways. You kick your legs around a bit as well and you don't feel any pedals beneath your feet either. Is this some kind of joke? You think as you sit there for a minute wondering how you're supposed to operate this thing when you see the screen on the dash light up and notice the engine has been running since you sat down. Suddenly words fade onto the display.

"Hello, ______. Please select your destination."

Beneath them are a few options for 'Work', 'Home', 'Food', and 'Search'. "A self-driving car?" You wonder to yourself in amazement before pushing the 'Work' button. As soon as you touch the button the car suddenly starts to back up and roll itself onto the streets towards the city. You watch in awe as the bulky vehicle pilots itself perfectly through the streets safely and efficiently but your reverie is broken by a musical 'ding' from the dash. Beneath the screen, near the giant cupholders between the seats, an aperture opens up. Through the chute comes a tall mug and the screen changes to a menu of different coffees for you to select. Once you pick one that's to your liking a spigot deploys and immediately starts filling your mug up. At the same time, a panel pops open on the dash revealing an assortment of delicious donuts that were being kept nice and warm.

You pick up your fresh coffee in one hand and a donut in the other. "The cars serve food too?" You think before taking a big sip of your coffee and bite of your donut. They're both absolutely heavenly, this world is a paradise! You can't control yourself as you spend the rest of your car ride excitedly stuffing yourself with donuts.