Demi's new look

Jeremy ordered a cafe au lait and made sure he and Demi had some privacy. He leaned forward. "Demi, listen to me. I know all about you. I can tell, for example, your favorite sex position is ass-up/face-down, and you cannot orgasm in that position unless you are spanked or paddled first."

"Wow, um...uh...how did you know?"

"I'm very perceptive," said Jeremy. "I know you prefer cock, but you are ok with a woman wearing a strap on fucking you. I also know you love giving rim jobs to both men and women, especially if their buttholes are really sweaty."

Demi was blushing now. "Oh my god," she said in a whisper. "You know all about me."

"Yes, you love performing oral sex on both men and women. You want to be a submissive bisexual fuck toy in the bedroom."

"Yes, in fact, I'm getting really horny right now." Demi licked her lisp and leaned forward.

"First, you need a make-over," said Jeremy.

"What do you suggest?"

"Shave the top of your head, so you look like a medievel Catholic monk. You'll look more non-binary that way. Then shave your eyebrows off and wear the brightest red lipstick you can find and lots and lots of pink eyeshadow and blush. You'll be the sexiest non-binary person from here to New York."

"You're totally right. How can I repay you?"

"After you get your make-over done, come to my place." Jeremy and Demi exhanged phone numbers and he texted her his address. Demi left to head to a unisex salon that specialized in counter-culture clientele.

Jeremy went to a sex shop and bought a paddle.

He also bought a ball gag and some shackles and handcuffs. He then waited for Demi to show up. When she did, he had to fight to keep from laughing out loud over how ridiculous she looked. The top of her head was perfectly smooth, she had no eyebrows and the make-up of a cheap hooker.

"Damn, you look so incredibly sexy! Take a selfie and share it on social media right now!" He said.

Demi did as she was told.

"Good, now ignore the haters. Anyone who criticizes your new look is homophobe or just jealous."

"So, can we fuck now? Ass-up/face-down?"