Not doing it

Undercover in a nudist colony? This isn't the field posting you've been waiting for. "I think I'd rather stay here, it's not for me." you reply.

"Are you sure?" she exclaimed. "This is a once in a lifetime opportunity and could boost your carreer to great heights."

"I'm sure." I insisted.

"I understand. Well, that will be all, then, Lara," she said. "We'll just have to find another officer. Thanks for your time, you may go back to your cublicle now."