Party!!!

Everyone- CHEERS!!!!!

Lively music , **** in air and laughter of people.

Riz- heeeeey rain, just what kind of magic did you do on boss , that she bought you a house, HUUUH??

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ME- why are you staring at me?

Riz- nothing.... just asking..., so, what is it?

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This motherfucker is JEALOUS

Me- i don't know...... maybe I'm soo cute she just wanted to spoil me.

Riz-. YOU... BITCHY ...SLUT..

me-bluh?!

I spit my drink

Me- What?! No! Listen idiot! I didn't do anything! I have no idea why she gifted me this house but I'm greatful! And i think i needed it too!!

Riz- i would never trust this kind of bullshit...., but its the boss we're talking about.....

The one front of me is riz, a sweet looking foulmouthed girly boy who highly admires Olivia, also the first person i met in this world,

Sara- WOOOO! reeen! Yoou gos a greas house!!!!

And this drunkard too.... this is sara, a muscle girl who is strongest in town, maybe not stronger then Olivia , who currently treats me as her younger brother, well i don't mind a free bodyguard.

Sarena- dis plaaaas is expesiv and luxuriosss!!

Me- you two should control your liquor a lil bit

And this kitten too...,this is sarena.. a cat girl who is really great at scouting and info gathering and she also treat me as her younger brother, she's a lil pervy ....well everyone in this world is.

Jenny- rain! What the hell! You got a fucking gold pc! This shit is not even in market yet!!!

Me- well i have no idea even if it is....... hey? Jenny,

Jenny- huh?

Me- umm could you teach me how to use it? I have no idea how this thing works

Jenny- u a um if you're ok with me ... I'm fine with it.

This one here is Jenny, a total Geek and surprisingly great with technology, she suffers from the habit of speaking of her mind without knowing........ which...... is the reason of her being labeled as pervert....... sad ... but well deserved.

Kara - *bonk* *bonk* heeeyy why can't i *bonk* go past this *bonk* window

Because its closed.......

Shelly- *chewing* why can't i eat this cake!!!!!! *bite* *bite*argh!!!!!!

Because its a lamp.....

This is kara, leader of local bee scouts and transportation squad their work is to bring people in&out of platform city, Next is shelly, youngest and the newest member of squad , still under training tho.....

Me- *muttering* from the moment they come they started drinking..... now one(kara) is trying to pass through a closed window like bug, while other(shelly) is trying to eat my lamp .......

This is hopeless...

As i ignored these idiots i tried to explore my new house i hear some weird sounds from what seems to be my bed room

Me- what's that?

As i slowly peeked inside the room i see Maria and Jerry, they seem to be arguing

Jerry- c'mon! Don't act like you don't want it!

Maria- no, no , this is not right! I could get arrested just for being in this room without rains permission!

Jerry- AH! STOP BEING SUCH A DICK! WOMENUP! AS LONG AS WE BOTH KEEP QUIET NO ONE'S GONNA KNOW!

maria- b! But! But What if rain found out! Right now he thinks of me as honest and nice women! I DON'T WANNA RUIN IT!!

Me- *muttering* what the hell are they doing?

As i was scanned the room i found a tiny lil camera placed at the very corner of wall

Jerry- LISTEN TO ME! Don't you want to see what he hides under those clothes! Those curves bouncing around as he walks!, that skin literally SCREAMING TO BE SHOWIN TO WORLD!

Maria- b! But! But you're a guy too! Why are you doing this!!!! Shouldn't you be ashamed! What if someon did this too you!

Jerry- *smirk* hehe.... if a guy did this to me I'll literally cum on camera......and don't you want to see.... maybe we'll catch him masterbating too.....

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Me-.......

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Maria-........ You're weird.......

Jerry- arrhg! Enough of it! If you don't want it it's fine! But keep your mouth shut!

Maria-...... *whispering*i want it....

Me-!?!

Jerry- whaaaaaaat? I can't hear yooouuuu~

Maria- ... i want it too....

Jenny-....hehehee getting horny now are we~ well then be prepared! SOON WE WILL HAVE TREASURE!

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This guy is hopeless......

Jerry- lets get outta here! Installation is done! Now all we need to do is just wait!

Maria- o o ok...*blush* *muttering* he's naked body..........

As Maria just covers her face and dashes out of room soon jerry follows her too

The one inside were Jerry and Maria, jerry is the best driver in town and usually handles transportation through other cities as well, next is Maria, a middle aged lady whose main job is to go on expeditions with groups while taking care of their food and acting as doctor when needed,

Me- i swear to god the only thing I've seen since I've to this world are weird preverts

Feeling lip thirsty i moved to kitchen, where a unknown guest was having a call

Elf girl- THAT FATHER-FUCKER ONLY GOT THE DATE CUZ SHE BOUGHT A NEW CAR!!!!!! LIKE HELL ANYONE WOULD DATE A UGLY ASSHOLE LIKE HIM! SHE'S JUST GONNA GET DUMPED AFTER HE'S BORED WITH HER!!!

Me- um excuse me?

Elf girl- YOU THINK SHE GOT DATE CUZ SHE'S BEAUTIFUL???? FUCK NO!!!!! ITS ALL ABOUT MONEY GIRL!!!! ALL ABOUT MONEY!! DON'T TRUST THESE WHOES!!! LIKE HELL I'M GONNA TRUST A RANDOM GUY

Me- excuse me? Hello?

Elf girl- WHAT!!

Me- eek!?

Elf girl-YOU WAAaaaaa.............. I'll call you back later*hangs up*

Me- e excuse me m m miss but this is my house, i i if it's ok with you, mind telling me who are you?

Elf girl-......a m m m MY! MY NAME IS NORA! BUT YOU CAN CALL ME WHENEVER YOU WANT!

me-.........huh?

Elf girl- ... I ....I I MEAN! I'M THE HOUSE CONTRACTOR! Olivia sent to see if you liked the house, so how about it? Need something remodelled or customized? You can call me anytime for that!

Me-........ ooookeeeeeey ......the house is great and I'm pretty satisfied with it. I don't think I'll need anything customized or something

Nora- it's great! I can satisfy you even more!

Me-........

Nora-.. ...... i should be going now.....

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all the weirds really are here

???- you fucking faggot!

Me- whats this now...

I followed the voice and soo i see kori, screaming at my new computer while playing some kind of FPS

Kori- I FUCKED YOUR DAD SO HARD !! HE'S PENIS GREW BY HALF!! BITCH IMMA A REAL COP! I'LL FIND YOU !! AND WHEN I DO!!! I'LL SHOVE THE WHOLE PC UP ASS!!!

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I'm starting to think if I'm the weird one here.....

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" so my grandpa's gone now.... and i got C19 too so yeah....... pretty fucked up right now, luckily we got everything needed at home so not that bad .. but yeah... still pretty fucked up"