Damsel scores first.

Damsel had longer legs, so she was quicker at wading through the jello than Bambi and she reached the beachball first. Floating on the surface, it was too high to kick. As Bambi approached, Damsel bent forward and headbutted it. It moved forward about a yard but didn't bounce far. Bambi reached it before Damsel did and nudged it forward with her ample chest.

Damsel got to the contest and headbutted it again. She barged past Bambi, who just barely managed not to topple over. "Dribbling" it with her chest, Damsel charged towards the goal. She was too fast for the desperately pursuing Bambi and soon the first goal was on the board.

Amber blew her whistle, waded over to Bambi and ripped off her bikini top. The crowd made appreciative noises as Bambi's big firm melons were exposed.

The announcer said, "Well, looks like Damsel is off to a flying start. She scored that first goal far too easily. Bambi will have to think of different tactics if she doesn't want to end up in a little cage."

Amber returned the ball to the middle and blew her whistle again to restart the game.