Amused but not too amused

“Haha. You know what I meant.” She says.

“Yeah I guess I never considered what it would REALLY be like to have a dick that big.” You say compassionately.

When you finish saying this she grabs her soft cock with both hands and lifts it up. And says, “Well it’s not all bad. I mean I can suck my own dick while giving myself a boob job, in missionary my partner can suck me off while fucking me pretty easy, and...” she trails off for a moment before whispering, “I can fuck my own vagina.”

“Okay pity rescinded. You’re never allowed to complain about your dick again. All of that sounds awesome.” You reply sarcastically.

“Yeah all that stuff really is pretty awesome, BUT I really wish I could go balls deep in someone for once.” She says nonchalantly.