Jane Picks 6

“Let’s go from the other side, I’ll pick 6”. Revealing “Full Shampoo”

“This is a very fun one,” chortled Holly, “We have a bucket of very thick shampoo and your beautician will massage it into your hair. All of your hair…”

“Wait what?” said a startled Jane

“Your question,” continued Holly ignoring the interruption, “In computing, how many bits are in a byte?”

“God I don’t know, erm 50?” said Jane hopefully

“Not even close, the correct answer is 8, 8 bits in a byte. You’ll remember that in future, but for now, you get a nice shampooing.”

Jane did not happy at all as a the beautician carried over a large bucket full of thick green shampoo. First she scooped a couple handfuls onto Jane’s head and starting massaging it in. Jane’s hair which was previously brown turned into a dank green lump, string of shampoo dribbled down onto her white top staining that as well. Next Jane got a handful of the shampoo to the face as the beautician very theatrically rubbed some into her eye brows and even into her upper lip.

“Now that’s not all your hair is it?” asked Holly as Jane looked petrified, “we need to get to your underarms.. lift your top, let’s see what you’re hiding.”

Jane actually looked relieved as she lifted her white top up so as to expose not only her (hairless) underarms but also her white lacy bra. The beautician filled each hand with more Shampoo then vigorously rubbed it into both her underarms. Sending the shampoo flying and letting a good amount drip down her sides onto her black leggings.

“And finally”, continued Holly, “we need to deal with your hairy muff, so hold your waistband out for us please”

Jane dropped her top the white quickly developing huge green splodges under both her arms. And hesitatingly held open the waistband of her leggings. The beautician used one hand to open the waistband of Jane’s underwear and the other Shampoo filled hand plunged down rubbing the shampoo in as Jane could only squeal.

Sally was so busy watching Jane’s ordeal she didn’t realise it was her turn to pick a number.