Sailor Moon!

"Sailor Moon!" You say excitedly. It was your favorite anime growing up. A cartoon about a high school girl kicking butt, saving lives, and fighting off the forces of evil? Awesome!

Your girlfriend carries out a large plastic tote labeled "Sailor Moon", and drops it down unceremoniously next to the bed. She pops it open and starts sifting through figures and toys, once in a while standing one next to you to see if it is the right size, before stripping one nude and gently handing you a sailor moon outfit. She made sure to forget the panties however, and you gave a small chuckle at your pervy dork of a girlfriend.

Finally suited up you do the pose and anounce, "In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" Your girlfriend cries out in response and turn in time to see her squirt all over her floor. "Did you just?"

"Shut up!" She replies in a squeaky voice, and with a beat red face. "Jus-just fight evil!" She stutters as she sets up 5 generic robber figures lined up in front of Queen Beryl.