Cook For Her

You offer to cook and tell her to be at your place around 8:00. You plan an elaborate menu with all sorts of delicious treats but forget a major factor. YOU CAN’T COOK.

At 8:00 she knocks on the door and you open it for her letting out a trail of black smoke. She is wearing a long black coat and tall black heels.

“What happened?”

“Frankly I’m not sure. Let me take you out somewhere instead.”

“Really? You went to an awful lot of trouble for me.”

“I think it might be against the health code.”

She steps in giggling at your joke as you shut the door behind her. “Just let me grab my coat and call the fire department, and we’ll go someplace else.”

“I’m afraid I have nothing to wear.” You look up as she finishes unbuttoning the final button of her jacket.