Collapse onto the bed and sleep

After a long day, mainly preoccupied by sitting on a plane next to a nasty, disgusting, overweight man constantly chewing tobacco, you just want to fall asleep and never wake up. Not much happened today, and you choose not to write anything for today. You’re beat. You close your eyes and feel the land of the living race away from you, as you succumb to the peace and retreat offered only be easing into slumber.

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You awake, feeling more refreshed than ever. You unpack your bags and quickly get changed. You snatch your keys off of the counter and hurry out the door, locking it behind you. As you walk through the hallway, you realize a list of locations would be great. You twist and pull a 180, and walk like a man with a plan to the front foyer. When you reach there, you see a tall, muscular man behind the counter, reorganizing papers. He looks up as you enter.

“Hello! I’m writing all about human milking and I thought this island was the best place to see it all firsthand. I was wondering if you had some sights you recommend.”

He quickly types onto the computer with rapid speed. “I’ve got a list of every must see site, as well as just some producers and manufacturers. He prints the list out on a nearby Xerox and hands it to you. You thank him for his time and rush back to your room. You immediately set the list down on the desk adjacent to your laptop. You pull out your iPhone and quickly take a photo, enabling you to keep the list safe whilst accessing it on the go. Now the question is, where to begin?