Make the girls' names accurate

"Not so fast, ladies," you say, crumpling up your napkin. "Stick around until I say you can leave."

Sighing, Sucky-Sucky and Licky-Licky stop gathering their things to leave, and Licky-Licky says, "Okay, fine, John. Just don't forget to tell us we can go, okay?"

You smirk at the implication that they'd just stay here forever if you didn't tell them otherwise. "Sure, sure, I promise. So, Sucky, wh-"

She interrupted you. "It's Sucky-Sucky, actually."

You stare at her for a second, then decide that's more awesome than annoying and shrug. "Fair enough, I guess I did tell you to insist on it."

Sucky-Sucky nods, looking relieved. "Yeah, sorry. You know how it is."

You grin widely. "I sure do. Well, as long as you're going to be so intense about it, Sucky-Sucky, we may as well make it even more of your identity, don't you think?"

She hesitates. "Um. I don't really want to? It's already pretty gross to have to call myself...my name, and I bet guys are going to be really annoying about it."

Licky-Licky chimes in, sounding distressed, "Oh, crap, I hadn't thought about that. They're going to be all over it. Even if we explain that John made us do it, they'll still be jerks all the time. So not looking forward to all the BJ jokes."

You arch an eyebrow, a plan starting to form. "Is that right? Sucks to be you, you think?"

They both roll their eyes, and Sucky-Sucky says, "Ugh, puns? Really?"

You break into a grin. "Okay, ladies, let's try this. From now on, Sucky-Sucky, whenever a guy mentions blowjobs or cocks to you in any way, you'll sincerely offer to suck their cock right then and there, and you'll let them cum wherever they want on you; swallow if they cum in your mouth."

As Sucky-Sucky stares at you in horror, quickly fading to resignation, you turn to her friend. "Licky-Licky, whenever she offers, you'll encourage the guy to take her up on it. You'll help with the blowie using your tongue if the guy wants, and you'll try to get them to cum on her face or body. If they do, you'll lick it off her."

They look at each other, then back at you, stunned. Sucky-Sucky says, in a faintly irritated voice, "That's not fair, dude. I'll have to suck guys off, like, all the time."

You're surprised for a second, wondering how she's able to be so annoyed with you, then she continues, "Anytime we're not in the same place, that won't even bother her."

Oooohhhh, okay. She can't be mad at you, but she can still be petty about her friend. Speaking of which, Licky-Licky smacks her arm. "Sucky-Sucky! What the hell!"

You hold up a hand. "No, no, she's got a point, Licky-Licky. To make it fair, you two have to try your best to be together all the time from now on. But, just in case, we'll do this too: Licky-Licky, if a woman - oh, sorry, a woman other than either of you, mentions cunts or licking them around you, you'll offer to lick them til they cum, just like Sucky-Sucky does for guys. Sucky-Sucky, you'll be just as encouraging for the ladies, and clean up after them just like she will for you."

Both girls smile in a tired sort of way. "At least that's fair," Licky-Licky says. "Is, um..." She looks hopeful. "Is that it?"

You tap a finger on your lips, thinking. "Mostly...just one more thing, I think."

They exchange nervous glances, but don't say anything.

"You two are going to have a hard time holding down a regular job now, I think," you continue. "What with your mouths being so busy." They nod, looking sad. "So I'll do you a favor; you two take your time with this, but go ahead and look up the most successful Asian porn star you can find. Contact her, and tell her I said she should fund a new streaming channel based solely around you two. Specifically, a reality show where you go out and try to get total strangers to make you ask to use your mouths on them. Tell your patron I said to work out a fair deal with you, and you follow her advice to make your show as popular as you possibly can, and you can retire when you're...let's say 35, or when you're millionaires, whichever comes last."

They smile and nod, apparently grateful they won't just end up on the street, even if they're basically gonna live a porno from now. You wave towards the doors. "We're done, you can go now. Just make sure to send me a link to your stream."

Grabbing their stuff hurriedly, both girls take off fast from the table, obviously hoping you won't change their lives any further. You can't help yourself and take one last shot, "Oh, and both of you make sure to get huge lip injections and keep them that way!"

As the girls hurry away, you settle back and smirk to yourself, basking in the afterglow of your new power. You spend a minute contemplating how just a few minutes with you turned those girls into total whores for the rest of their lives, and even though you just got through getting your dick sucked, you can feel your libido stirring again. You look around at the crowd, wondering who you're going to play with next, and smile wide.