R.O.E

"Well Mr Smith. I have to say, that a case like yours, is what we in the field like to call a "unicorn". Suffice to say, that it's a very rare condition."

He could see that you were starting to freak out, so he quickly continued.

"-That's not to say it's a bad condition to have, Mr Smith. Far from it.It's easily treatable with the right injection, and with some follow-up exercises, you'll be right as rain."

Maybe seeing him being so candid let you blurt out your inner thoughts. "So, it's because of my penis isn't it doc?"

"Haha, too right my boy! But not to worry, it's perfectly curable. The term used for your condition is R.O.E. or Roe for short. It's primarily found in African tribal communities, that's what makes this case of yours so...unique."

How the fuck did wishing for your cock to be big, come to them equating it for some tribal infection? But that brought you back to the missing piece of paper. Where had you left it?