Fuck Buffy, Marry Amy, Kill Cordelia

All answers via suggestions from hypnothermia - I had two suggestions for which way to go so I flipped a coin for whose to go with.

"Fuck Buffy," Xander admitted.

"You don't want something deeper with her?" Miss French asked.

Xander took a sip of the wine, "Of course I do. But there has just been so much tension. I'm sure once we actually go to the next step she won't be able to get enough. Marry Amy."

"Why her?"

"Old memories. We used to be really good friends and...I don't want to lose any more long term friends," Xander said, thinking of Jessie. "Also, I get her home situation. It's tough to have parents who aren't there for you. Kill Cordelia."

"You don't think much of her?"

"There's so many things staring her right in the face, and she is too stupid to ever see the truth," Xander said as he finished the wine.

"Thank you for sharing that with me," Miss French said as Xander passed out on the couch. "I like to get to know my food before I eat it."