Cleo Is Willing To Hand Over Information... For A Cost.

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"Ah I see, I should have known you'd show up sooner or later." Cleo said smirking. "So you do know where Smiling Jacks is!" Texas said. "Not only do I know where she is, I know what kind of shape April is in." Cleo said. "Jackpot! Alright Cleo tell me!" Texas said feeling triumphant. "Oh sure thing and before I do answer me this. Why should I?" Cleo said with a smile that was getting bigger. Tex was bout to pull her gun, but she recalled it was turned into lingerie decorations. She thought of the bribe angle, but she left her wallet at Annabelle's place. All Texas could muster in her moment of confusion was a simple "Uh...". "That's what I thought!" Cleo said shoving Tex on the floor, before she could react, the hippo lady slammed her foot down on Texas.

As Cleo rubbed her foot back and forth and squished Tex's face between her toes she started talking. "You aren't in the position to make deals Texas, that being said I'm really on my own side, not Smiling Jacks. So I'll give you a fighting chance at saving April, but first I want to see some humility. I'll give you the location to your partner in exchange for helping me with a client. There's this pig lady from Russia who's come all the way to America to become a famous strong woman in the American carnival circuit. She spends most of her time working out and toning her muscles, especially her glutes. Her cheeks keep growing and bursting through her underwear, so she wants me to help her get some new panties that will stretch with her on her last day of training. Now I could make it but I'd need to buy specialized material that is very expensive, or a nice stretchy sheriff could be her thong for a day! That's my deal Tex, you be a pig's panties for a twenty-four hours, then you get to save April, deal?" Cleo explained lifting her foot revealing Tex squashed into a footprint. The very idea of this disgusted Texas beyond belief, but this was her only lead, and who knows if she'd find any other clues.