The truth...sort of

"Well, I intend to use celebs as molds for my statues," John said. "And I'll have other exhibits set up. But since you're here now, how woud you like to be the muse for my first statue?"

"Oh, that sounds great!" Hayley said.

"Okay," John said. "Strip nude and pose on a pedestal. A sexy pose, please."

"Sure thing. Like this?"

"Yes," John said. "Now, if you'll just hold that pose..."