Chapter 13 by robyna
Do you want to become a prosperity minister?
Hell yes. Money, sex, rock and roll
Maybe you're just drunk but all of a sudden it makes a lot of sense.
Why **** away as a programmer, letting executives who don't know the first thing about code make all the money, fuck all the girls, and steal your wife? Why not become an asshole and steal other people's wives, rip other people off with fake religosity. After all, if they're stupid enough to believe God is so stupid he doesn't know what you want without you first sending all your money to some preacher, you're too stupid to have money.
You get to work on your computer figuring out what's needed. Obviously it would be helpful to become a certified minister. Google that.. Then there's the whole platform thing. How do you get on TV? But hey, who watches TV any more. Streaming is the wave of the future.
You fall asleep with the notion of becoming an asshole and fucking lots of girls... and with a nagging feeling that you're missing something.
Is everything better in the morning?
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Hacking the Sim
Operation Restart
Losing your job and your wife on the same day might destroy a lot of people's confidence. For you, it's an opportunity to restart... with a big idea. It seems 'likely' that our universe is actually a simulation. If it is, could the simulation code be hacked? Even if it couldn't, might there be an opportunity to create a viral stream and make money that way? If it is, can you figure out how to get money, girls and ?
Updated on Mar 12, 2022
by robyna
Created on Apr 10, 2021
by robyna
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