New lives for four babes

He first looked to Tsunade

"Well, Tsunade. You are actually my maid. You exist to cook and clean for me. But overall you'll do whatever I ask" he said

"Right! So sorry I forgot Master" she grumbled, dejectedly

"And you, 18. You're actually my pet dog" he stated

Without so much as a look of confusion, 18 dropped to her hands and knees

"Arf! Arf!"

"Mitsuki. You are my personal cheerleader. Of course, you'll do anything else you're asked if you think it'll increase my morale" he said

"1, 2, 3, 4! John's so hot he can't be ignored!" She boomed

"And finally Yang. You are my personal plaything. A sentient, moving toy here for my entertainment"

"Oh right... So how can I serve today?" She asked