The police officer

"Please don't do this! I don't want anyone else to see me like this!" Jessica begged the nurse. "Well you shouldn't have broken in here!" The nurse commented back, she kept looking out the window to see if the police had arrived yet.

After a few moments, a police car pulled up outside the house. The nurse went out to greet the officer and explain the situation to him. When he walked into the house, he had to hold back a laugh at Jessica. "Okay ma'am, it appears you broke into this house do you deny?" The officer asked Jessica. "Well technically I did but there's more--"

"Alright, she admits she's guilty." The officer interrupted Jessica, noting something down on his notepad. "Now, I don't really wanna fill out any paperwork, and seeing how you wanted to get into this place so badly, I think I'll sentence you to 1 year living with Megan!" The officer explained.

Jessica's jaw dropped, she couldn't believe what the officer had just said. She was expecting him to escort her to jail where she could probably just pay for bail or something. "What!? Are you out of your mind!! That's the dumbest sentence I've ever heard of! What kinda fucking cop are you!?" Jessica complained.

The officer chuckled and bent down to face Jessica, not too close so he couldn't smell her awful stench too badly. "Ma'am, you don't seem to be from around Pinesdale. In this town if you behave really badly you don't go to jail, we put you here. Usually it's only for a month or so, but you had to put one of the resident's lives at risk, so now you've gotta spend a whole year making it back up to them! I'm very sorry but that's just the way it is!" The officer explained.

"But...but that's absurd! She's a crazy bitch! And I have a life! I'm Jessica fucking Johnson! The sexy reporter who will be the next richest celeb after Vanessa Sinclair!" Jessica whined, trying to convince the cop to change his mind. "I don't fucking care who you are! You've broken the law and now you've gotta suffer the consequences!" The officer chuckled, he stood back up and headed for the exit.

Jessica screamed and shouted many expletives at the officer and the nurse, furious about how they handled this situation. "Have a fun year!" The officer laughed, ignoring Jessica's outburst. He walked outside with the nurse and had a small chat with her. Jessica howled in anger. "I'M NOT FUCKING STAYING HERE! I'LL ESCAPE! MARK MY FUCKING WORDS I'LL FUCK ALL OF YOU UP WHEN I'M FREE!!!"