Dove Cameron

"Dove Cameron," said Peyton. "It's bad enough people get me confused for her, but she tramps around trying to prove she's all grown up instead of just being an adult."

"Well, babe," said Jack. "You know I have special powers, and you're OK with it, and keep it secret, so let's use them to screw with her."

"Excellent!" said Peyton. "How?"

"You love all of my ideas, and I love that you do!" said Jack. He pulled out his phone. "I have a live feed to her, and she's taking a nap."

"When whe wakes up, she'll have 38DDD breasts, her hips and ass will be 42 inches in diameter, her lips will be twice as plump, permanently bright red, and she'll be very horny. Everyone but her and us will think she had plastic surgery to look that way, and no one will take her seriously."

"Oh my god! That is so funny!" said Peyton.