The men's bathroom

Elastigirl took a deep breath and reluctantly followed the drunken guard to the men's bathroom. This was not what she expected when he said he knew the perfect spot. But it would work.

They both entered the last stall on the right. To get the mood going Elastigirl immediately threw her hands onto the guard and began rubbing him. He took off his helmet and locked lips with the superhero. His boozey breath attempting to suffocate her. Next he pushed his tongue into her mouth and groped her right ass cheek. The guard's domination of the situation reminded her of Mr. Incredible. How secure she felt with his body pressed against her and his arms wrapped around her. Her fond memories of her husband strengthened her resolve. She could do this.

She worked as quickly as she could. She undressed the guard as he tore open her shirt and shoved his head in between her glistening breasts. The guard had only his pants and boots left, but she was struggling to get them undone. The guard's hands were all over her, feeling her up as his head remained lodged in her chest. She was going to have to take this a bit farther.

She pulled away from the kiss and said, "Take your pants off."

Reading that as a green light for sex, the guard happily kicked his boots off and dropped his pants. He was finally completely out of the uniform. She had done it! But her pride in her success was cut short by the feeling of the guard's fingers on her clit.