An attack from Draken and She-Go!

The gym ceiling exploded! The cheerleaders all ran to avoid falling debris. Once they were safe at the edge of the gym, they looked up and saw an evil pair on a floating platform.

“I knew I'd find you here!” yelled Dr. Drakken.

“Uh, that's really a grand deduction, oh boss-of-mine,” said She-Go. “She's a cheerleader. This is cheerleader practice. Not quite the Witness Relocation Program.”

The evil blue scientist turned sullen at his minion's harsh critique. “Well, I still had to look up the schedule on the school's website. And it was a very poorly laid out website. BUT ANYWAY! It's now time for battle!”

Kim stepped forward. “Ready to get your hiney kicked again, Drakken?”

“Eh? What?” Dr. Drakken scratched his head in confusion. “Which one are you again? Kelly? Kristy? I can never keep Bonnie's little friends straight.”

“Bonnie?” asked Kim. “Why are you talking about Bonnie?”

“Uh, duh,” said Hope. “Bonnie's the one who's always messing up his world domination plans.”

“WHAT!?” Kim's jaw dropped so hard it practically scraped the floor. She turned to her rival and saw Bonnie smiling back at her triumphantly.

“That's right, Kimmie. Now stand back while I take care of these goons.”

Bonnie pulled a small tube out of a hidden pocket in her cheerleader skirt. She pressed a button on it and it expanded, then a handle popped out, and then a grappling hook poked out of one end. Bonnie fired the grappling gun into the rafters. As soon as it latched onto something Bonnie pressed another button and zoomed up towards Dr. Drakken and She-Go.

Kim felt her skirt. The place that was supposed to have a secret pocket for devices like that wasn't there. When she looked back up she saw Bonnie kicking She-Go off of the flying vehicle. The henchwoman hit the practice mat, stood up, then fell forward unconscious.

Dr. Draken picked up a gun so big, it looked like a giant rocket launcher with electric lights all over it. He slung the massive weapon over his shoulder, started pressing buttons on it, and said, “You won't defeat me this time, Bonnie! You think you're all that, but-”

Bonnie punched him in the stomach and he dropped the gigantic gun. Drakken fell to his knees, which brought his face just inches away from Bonnie's well endowed chest.

“Oh my,” he said, staring straight forward at the wonderful rack in front of him.

Bonnie tossed her lush, brown hair over her shoulder. “Beats the hell out of Kim's little rack, doesn't it?”

“Who's Kim?”

Bonnie laughed. “Nobody.” Then she punched him into dreamland.

Back on the ground, Kim glanced over at She-Go. The villain was starting to move again.

“Oh no you don't!” said Kim as she ran for She-Go.

She-Go leaped to her feet and threw a green energy bolt at Kim's feet. Kim tried to dodge, but she couldn't change direction fast enough. The bolt tore apart the wood flooring, blasting Kim forward.

“How could I be so clumsy?” she thought as she watched She-Go smile and raise her fist. Kim knew that before she even landed, she was going to get punched into oblivion by the green bitch.

Then Bonnie landed feet first on She-Go, knocking her to the ground and back into unconsciousness. Kim shot past them both and belly flopped on the practice mat again.

While Kim tried to catch her breath, the other cheerleaders crowded around Bonnie.

“You were incredible!” yelled Tara.

“You can do anything!” added Hope.

Then they started a chant about how awesome she was. Bonnie soaked it all in, loving how pathetic Kim looked panting on the ground again.