Being A Dick In Public

"Oh, sorry about that Stevie." You wipe the thick wads of jizz off of your eyes and see Sally hold her head as if her ears just popped after being plugged. Thankfully her cock shrinks and droops down, getting flaccid and looking like an elephant trunk as the head becomes hidden within the foreskin folds. "I feel really light headed, ha ha. Maybe you should go clean up, yeah? The clean wipes are in the john."

"Yeah. Yeah, I'll do that." You get up and head to the bathroom sink to wash off your girlfriend's spunk. Your first facial and it was worst than anything you could have imagined. You wash off the gooey white slime from your face, scrubbing your cheeks with plenty of soap and pray that this curse ends soon because you don't know how long you can stand this. "So, what do you wanna do next?" You ask as you come back to the living room. An audible growl is heard coming from Sally's tummy.

"I don't know about you but I've built up a little appetite. What's say we go down to Luigi's for some Italian, my treat?" Italian food does sound good and Sally does kind of owe you lunch for splooshing you in the face. You nod your head and the two of you drove down town to the restaurant. Sally drives the two of you in her white Porsche hatchback. On the drive you couldn't help but look at her long schlong dangling and swinging whenever the car made a turn, being sure to look away when your girlfriend looks at you to avoid her seeing you stare. You two park in a parking garage in the main district where there are tons of shops, stores, restaurants and stuff. You get out of the car and Sally quickly grabs your hand as you two walk to Luigi's.

"Hey, why aren't you wearing your mask?"

"What mask?"

"The one you were wearing earlier?" You thought she wore that in public. You wouldn't have agreed to take her somewhere in public with her cock on full display.

"Oh that thing? I thought I was getting a cold earlier but my sinuses feel much clearer now." You wonder if her blowing her load on you had anything to do with it. Your face turns a little bit red as you notice some people looking at your girl funny, a couple of glances and whispers from other people walking by or eating outside.

"You sure you don't want to cover up, its a little bit cold don't you think?" You lie badly but Sally calls your bluff.

"Oh I'm use to it Love. When I was little I use to be too afraid to show my face without putting on a sock or something but I'd rather endure the stares than be a coward. After all, why should I care what randoms think. The only person's who's opinion I care about is yours and if you're okay with the way I look, then why shouldn't I be okay." Sally says confidently as she walks arm linked with yours. You don't have the heart to tell her to cover up, not after that speech. If anything, you feel bad for being so shallow. You two are seated and ordered your food, first filling up on a little bit of bread as you ate and talked over the red and white checkered table. You manage to relax and talk to Sally like nothing was out of the ordinary.

"HAHAHA, stop Love. You're gonna make me piss myself." She says as you told a hilarious story of what happened to you in Theater class. You started to wonder if she pissed herself which hole would it come out of.

"Table 38." The waiter comes by with your orders.

Sally ordered the house special fettuccine while you got a meatball sandwich. You take a bite, enjoying the warm tomato sauce, the cheese and the well cooked meat while your girl ate her white sauced covered pasta. You then see the tip of her dong dip into the food as she eats. It must be hard to eat with that dangling in front of her face. She manages by bringing the fork to the side of her mouth to avoid her drooping nose but it still gets fettuccine sauce on it. Sally then sticks her tongue out and licks the sauce off of her cock like you would licking sauce off of your fingers. Bringing the tip in her mouth and sucking it clean before spitting it out. You almost lose your lunch after seeing your girlfriend suck off her own cum stick while you two eat in this restaurant. She notices you staring.

"What's wrong Dear? Is there something on my face?" She asks as she picks up her napkin, wiping her lips and then grabbing her penis nose, rubbing it down from the base to the tip with the napkin, even sticking it into her foreskin to clean around the glans of her head.

"No, no its nothing."

"Oh, do I something in my nose?" She then brings the napkin underneath her trunk to her nostrils and blows into it, her dick flapping up and down as she does this like a cartoon gag. "There we go. Do I have any bats in the cave?" She pulls her junk up to show you her nostrils.

"No, no. You're good. I was just zoning out thinking of something." Yeah, like wondering if her nose hairs are the same as pubic hairs. "I gotta go to the restroom." You get up to go.

"What about your sandwich?" She points to the quarter of it that is left.

"I'm full. You can have it if you want." You go into the bathroom as your girlfriend is left with a puzzled look as she takes a bite from your meatball sandwich. Luckily the restroom is empty. You wash your face in the sink again, still feeling dirty about the facial from earlier not to mention feeling horrible for how you are treating Sally like an unwanted conjoined twin. What could happen next you think.