Almost at the good stuff

"First, let's discuss fertility, since that's the most straightforward boon. We'll call your current, natural level 1, but don't be offended by that. It's what we call everyone's baseline. Basically every guy we bring here is so potent that they're nearly guaranteed to succeed on their first attempt at conception, but a higher score can unlock the possibility that you could have twins or even triplets with your partners. Of course, these additional babies will still be counted towards your total, so it's obvious why this matters so much for you.

"Next up is penis size. That one is a lot of fun, but it's less obvious how it will benefit you to increase it while you're here. And yes, you heard me right, we also have ways to increase that attribute. But to the point, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of the women here are looking for men above a certain threshold, and will only sleep with you if you meet that barrier to entry. What can I say? Word gets around that the guys here are big, so it attracts a certain kind of crowd.

"The other attributes' positive qualities are similar to that of your size. Most of the female population in Venusia is looking for their ideal stud, and that means different things to different women. So some might only give you a chance if they know you can last long enough, while others might be hard to get with at all unless you're charming enough. What's more, you never know what sorts of unexpected surprises might happen if you're skilled enough!

"Okay, so now the part I'm sure you've been dying to know: how to increase these skills. For seductiveness and endurance, we've supplied you with some educational videos you can spend time watching. They're time sinks if you want to see real improvement though, so you'll probably have to set aside a whole day for them. But for increasing your fertility and size, we've got some truly amazing pills to help you out, not even available to the public at large. They're totally safe; the only side-effect is pretty hefty fatigue for a day or so.

"So, any questions?"