mimi speaks up

What could American learn from the French about sex?
“More passion and romance, not just zee simple lust. Zere is zo much more depth and worth to it vhen it is done between people who are good, appreciative, and empathic with their sex lives.”

Why do the French like wine so much?
“Because ve are good at eet and have much of eet. Few better reasons to enjoy somesing. A variety of delicious drinks that go with everysing, from chicken to soup to cum.”

How you learn how to fight?
“I have had some training with Baroness while working as her guard, and I understand I was a wrestler before zat. However, my memory is rather fuzzy before my service, so I am not very clear on it.”

Of all the different culture you been to, which one have men that the best lovers?
“Zilly man. Culture does not make ze man, man makes culture. For each individualle bold and strong and creative enough to shape ze world around him. And with each single lover, you find a enriching new flavor.”
You look at her quizzically.
She sighs and leans on her palm. “French. French are ze best lovers.”

Is Pepe Laupue and insult to your country?
“He ees a smelly skunk who ees a master of ze romance, relentless, and a master of sensual advances. I find him to be exemplary.’