Alive unfortunately

When I came to, the first thing I noticed was my head felt like it had imploded. I tried to bring my hands closer to check the damage done to the back of my noggin and noticed my wrists were tied down. I cracked an eye open and then another and saw my arms were bound with a rope to a wooden beam on each side of me. My legs were spread like my arms and the beams I was tied to formed a giant X.

I could see I was still naked and noticed all the rough looking women still near me, some with a smirk on there lips. My stomach did not feel right and my groin hurt for some reason.

An amazon with dark hair looked up at me on my X and said, "About time you woke up. Thought you were going to miss all the fun."

Another lady drew near and spit on me before she spoke.

"Are your balls sore? I pulled on them as we got you tied up good before you woke up. The other ladies enjoyed taking turns ramming their knee into your balls. Ha ha ha ha."

I said, "Please let me go and you'll never see me again, ok?"

"Sorry, you are just what we needed to finish our float for the parade."

It was then I looked beyond the crowd near me and saw a line of cars with balloons and signs that said, "Women First," and "We're not afraid of men," and "Women are the stronger sex."

I had no idea how many floats were behind me but I saw at least five ahead, all with ladies standing around with some checking out the naked guy behind their float. Then the engines roared to life and the parade started to move forward.