one more thing for the night

The phone rang. Maryanne didn't want to answer but did.

"Tell me did you burn those gawd-awful pant suits?"

"Yes," said Maryanne brimming with hatred, anger, fear, and humiliation.

"Good, now tell me if you have a vibrator," said the subordinate.

"Yes," said Maryanne dreading what was to come next.

"Good, now listen carefully. When I say 'go slut,' you will get your vibrator, lube it up with some mustard, then jam it up your ass far enough, so it doesn't fall out when you walk. Leave it there. Then you will go to your two closest neighbors on your floor and knock on their doors. When they answer, you will tell them that you are now a confirmed devout nudist and you are very horny and ask if they have cucumber or large carrot you can have. Act like a total ditzy airhead bimbo. If they are rude, nasty, or insulting, you will tell them to fuck off and leave. If they say they have the vegetable, you will accept it and thank them by kissing their feet. You will not say or do anything that would make them believe you are not telling the truth. Once you get back to your apartment, if you have a vegetable, fuck yourself with it until you orgasm three times. If you don't finger fuck yourself until you orgasm five times. Leave the vibrator in until the batteries wear out or you fall asleep. When you take the vibrator out, imediately suck it as clean as you can. Say, 'I understand even though I'm a stupid slut' if you understand."

"I understand even thoughg I'm a stupid slut," said Maryanne with clenched teeth.

"Good, tomorrow, take a shower, then fix your hair and make up so you look like a cheap whore. Wear only your sexiest high heels and a trench coat and catch a cab to work. Finger fuck yourself in the cab and try to get yourself to orgasm as many times as possible on the way to work. If the cabbie complains, tell him you'll pay him four times the cab fare if he mind his own business. Pay him that much. when you arrive at work, start sucking your thumb, and don't stop 'til you get to your office. In your office, take off the trench coat, lie spread eagle on the floor and wait. Have fun, go slut!"