A Problem With The Skirt

Panic fills Supergirl's mind, and she tries to scramble to her feet.

Once she's back vertical she reaches down to straighten her skirt, but instead of brushing skirt fabric all her fingers feel is her own pubic hair.

With a gasp she looks down, her skirt must have torn in the fall and is now laying on the floor at her feet, meaning the only thing she wore below the waist was her red Supergirl boots.

Reaching behind her she grabbed at her cape, feeling slightly smaller than she remembered it being and wrapping it around her body, barely able to cover herself.

She looked around her, Superman still seeming to be struggling with the undershorts covering his face, and Captain America still snapping photographs of her.