Duh!

Michael could see how annoyed the boys were, so he decided to intervene.

"Believe me when I say that all four of you will listen and believe anything I say." he told them.

"Um, yeah, sure." said one boy.

Michael turned to the women. "You're their girlfriends, right?"

They nodded.

"Not anymore. You in the striped bikini, believe me when I say that you are in a polyamorus relationship with these two fine fellows, and are completely and totally submissive to them both."

The girl blushed and nodded.

"And boys, believe me when I say that you two love sharing a girlfriend, and will use her to live out your wildest threesome fantasies, like spit-roasting."

The guys got manic grins on their faces.

The girl with the smaller tits pouted. "What about me? Why don't I get a boyfriend?"

"Because you, my dear..."