A few actually

Looking at the remote, you see the buttons are a lot closer together then you thought. With a huff, you slip it into a pocket of your new purse and head home. You instinctually head toward the other side of the mall trying not to fall in your new shoes. As you stop in front of a car in the parking lot you realize, you took the bus here.

Reaching into the purse, you find keys. Nervously you hit unlock and hear the locks click. Carefully you sit in the driver seat, like a bomb will go off if you don't go slow. It feels familiar and strange at the same time. You decide to search the purse some more. Finding your new wallet, you check the I.D. A different address in next to your picture. Shrugging, you start up the car and head home.

Pulling into a parking lot on the other side of town and feeling like you are home is strange. You follow your gut and enter your new apartment. While it's nothing special, it is an upgrade. You sit down on the couch and pull out the remote. Looking at the buttons again, you see the clothes and life swap buttons are close to each other. Another button label near the others grabs your attention, sexual orientation. You first check under your dress. Still have the ol' stick and marbles but your mind wanders from the women that used to turn you on to the men that now do.