Change of Plans

When Michael saw Monica's humorless, dowdy secretary Debra, he stood and thought as he stared at her.

He then went and found Kayla.

"Hey, Michael, what's up?"

"Believe me when I tell you Monica's secretary Debra is going to act like a ditzy, horny bimbo all day and have no idea why she's acting that way."

"Oh my god!" said Kayla. "That is so funny."

"Believe me when I tell you you should always be up front and honest with me."

"Of course, Michael."

"Kayla, who in this office annoys you the most."

"That bitchy Wendy. I swear I think she sits in her office just hoping an accounting error pops up so she can bitch someone out."

"Believe me when I tell you she forgot to put on a bra or blouse today, and believe me when I tell you she won't notice and no one will say anything until the end the day."

"That's so funny!"

"And believe me when I tell you she knows she forgot something this morning, but can't figure it out and it's driving her crazy."

"Let's go see," said Kayla.

They went down the hall and saw Wendy come out of her office.

"Hey, Wendy," said Kayla. "Lost something?"

"Um, I know I forgot something, and I can't figure out what it is. It's driving me crazy."

"Well, I'm sure you'll figure it out," said Michael.

"I hope so," said Wendy. "It's driving me crazy." Wendy walked off.

Michael and Kayla laughed.