Practice makes perfect

"No! No fucking way!"

She is standing with arms crossed tightly, glaring down at you on the couch.

"Amy," you say soothingly.

"I can't, Elliot! There's just no way!" She is distraught, her pretty face twisted into a mask of outrage.

"Oh yeah, take it you fucking slut! Take it all!" This from your laptop, which is open on the coffee table, showing a busty brunette on all fours getting fucked in her mouth, her pussy, and her ass at the same time.

You reach over to turn down the volume but keep the video playing. Then you stand to face your girlfriend.

"You can do this, Amy. It's just a skill."

"A skill!" She gives you a withering look.

You sigh. "Yes, a skill. No one is born being able to do double penetration. It just takes practice. You can learn how to do it."

Amy has never enjoyed anal sex, and the realization that at some point in the very, very near future she is not only going to be fucked in the ass, but fucked in the ass at the same time as being fucked in the pussy -- not to mention the mouth -- has freaked her big time. Once again you are doing damage control, doing what you need to in order to keep your sweet, sensitive girlfriend on the path to perversion.

"I'm not a porn star! They're not going to fit!"

Oh yes they are, you want to say. And if they don't fit, they're gonna fucking stretch you out until they do.

But you don't say this. Instead you gently place your palms on her shoulders and lean your face close and give her the sweetest, most sensitive look you can.

"No, you're not a porn star," you say. "You're my darling girlfriend, the woman that I love, and I wouldn't ask you to do anything I didn't think you were capable of doing." You would, oh of course you would, but you're not about to say that.

"Hmph," she snorts, but her face is relaxing. Your sensitive act is working. "So, it's a skill? And I need to practice?"

"Yes," you nod, "and we'll practice together, okay? I promise I will not put you in that situation without properly preparing you for it."

God, you want to. You want to just invite a bunch of guys over and join in with them while you all wreck her. You want to see her fucked hard, her holes gaping wide and absolutely ruined, her pristine little asshole stuffed full of cock after cock after cock. But this is not a realistic scenario. Someday, maybe -- hopefully -- pretty little Amy is going to be able to handle such treatment. But not yet. Now, you need to be patient. It will be worth it in the long run.

She scrunches her mouth in that cute way she does and slowly nods and you kiss her right on the forehead. Then you reach into the open Amazon package on the coffee table and pull out the 8" dildo. It is lifelike, veiny, and has a suction cup on the bottom. Amy lets out a little shriek when she sees it, her blue eyes wide.

"Oh my god! That is so freaky looking!" In a quieter, bemused voice she says, "They sell that stuff on Amazon?"

You grin. "Baby, they sell everything." Then you clear off the coffee table, lick the suction cup, and stick it right in the middle. You both look at it, eight inches of cock sticking straight up from the table.

"That is not going up my ass!" Amy insists loudly.

"No, it's not. It's going in your pussy."

She swallows, regards it some more, then looks back at you. "And then...you...?"

You nod. "Yes. And then I'll be in your ass. I promise, I'll be so very gentle."

You leave her looking at the dildo while you go to the bedroom and grab the lube. When you come back, her hand is sliding up and down the shaft.

"It's bigger than you," she says with a pouty grin, sticking out her tongue. Not that you're small, but 8" is a big cock in the real, non-porn world. You know she's going to struggle to take it and you at the same time. The thought makes you throb.

"Lucky for you then it's not going up your ass," you say, pulling off your clothes.

She sticks out her tongue at you again. Then she strips naked. When you see her ripe breasts, her smooth stomach, her neatly trimmed bush, your cock stands up, almost as vertical as the one stuck to the table. Amy smiles seductively at you and bites her lower lip.

"You sure you don't just want a blowjob?"

"No," you smile.

"I'll make it extra sloppy and nasty."

"NO!" But you are smiling wider.

"Whatever," she says dismissively, turning away from you. "I bet my new silicone lover will appreciate me."

Amy climbs up on the table, squatting over the dildo. She breathes heavily as she starts to rub herself against it. You watch, fascinated, as she slowly shakes her ass, letting the thick head stimulate her lips and her clit. With a sigh, she moves onto all fours, the table just big enough to hold her. She looks over her shoulder at you.

"I'm not wet enough."

Helpfully, you smear lube on the dildo and on her cunt, and she moans at your greasy touch. She lets the fake cock rub up and down her lips a few more times, then she presses herself down onto it, lowering her head and groaning deeply. Your cock is in your hands, jerking slowly, as you watch her start to fuck that dildo, watch her press down more and more, watch it disappearing inside of her.

"Oh, fuck," she grunts. "So much bigger than you. You can't compete, fucker."

You slap her ass and she squeals, looks over her shoulder with narrowed eyes. You spank her again, a little harder, and this time when she cries out she impales herself completely on the dildo.

"Go fuck yourself, Amy," you say, and she giggles and does, sliding up and down on that cock, grinding her cute ass. You let her do that for about a minute, and then you lube up a finger and touch it to her asshole.

She whimpers and leans over more, placing her face flat on the table. The dildo is bent at a 45 degree angle as she fucks herself on it, and you picture it as a man's cock, not a fake one. A man fucking your sexy girlfriend. And then you push your finger up her ass.

"Fuccccck," she says, but she doesn't stop you, as you begin to work it in and out of her. Nor does she object when you add a second finger, and then a third. Three lubed fingers moving in and out of her ass as the dildo fills her pussy. Her face, turned to the side and flat on the table, shows you one glazed eye and a dribble of drool spilling out of her lips.

For a girl who adamantly hates anal, Amy is not complaining about having three of your fingers opening her ass. This is a very promising sign. But it's even more promising when she grunts out in a husky voice, "Do it. Fuck me in the ass! Teach me how to be a double penetration slut."

That's as much of an invitation as you're ever going to get. Standing behind the table, you guide your rock hard cock to her asshole as she pauses in her dildo fucking to let you enter her. Her pucker is pink and open and slick with lube and so very inviting. As you press yourself into the incredibly tight furnace of her ass, you can feel the silicone cock in her cunt.

"Oh, God!" she cries. "I'm so full, I'm so fucking full. Can you feel it?"

"Yessss," you moan. You push in deeper, feeling the incredible grip of her ass, the heat that envelopes your throbbing cock. Both of you are moaning and groaning as you fuck her, her sweet body crushed between you and the dildo.

"It's so intense," she cries. "So much sensation, oh my god, tearing me apart. I - I don't know how much more I can take!"

"Oh, you'll take it," you hiss, and you fuck her harder, pressing yourself deeper, and she squeals and whimpers.

She reaches underneath herself to rub her clit, which pleases you, and you fuck her in the ass and the dildo fucks her in the pussy and the two of you grind and grind. Then she whimpers something that you don't hear.

"What?" you say, panting, focused on your own pleasure.

"Three cocks, " she moans. "There's gonna be three cocks. We need to practice!"

Right. Of course. You reach around her and, with three fingers pressed tightly together, you shove them into her mouth. She sucks on them loudly as you groan. As you build to a massive orgasm and prepare to shoot your hot cum into her asshole, you wonder if she's realized she's sucking the fingers that were up her butt.

If she does, she doesn't complain.