Explain your plan

After a dumping a load into Mike's greedy mouth, the two of you headed back out to the pub, with your drinks now flat. You both reorder, with Zac nervously pulling your drinks.

"Thank you." You politely say, "And for the drink too!"

Zac turns away, blushing embarrassed. You and Mike head to a booth, awaiting Ryan and Theo.

"So," Mike begins, bouncing excitedly like a schoolboy, "how do you plan to trick Ryan and Theo. I'm all up for a piece of forbidden ass, but Zac obviously remembers. I don't want to lose my friendship with either of them."

"Well, what I'm planning is we get fucked up tonight. Drink till we drop." You announce, "By we, though, I mean them. We drink, of course, but let them get absolutely hammered. That alone should save us."

"What if they remember?" Mike asks, "I've had nasty hangovers that are worse when I remember what I've done."

"To be safe," you say, "we go back to your place. Make an excuse that Maria could be at hers and Ryan's and mine is too small. When we're there, I'm gonna suggest taking some of these bad boys."

You pull out a bag of white pills.

"****?" Mike asks incredously.

"TicTacs." You laugh, "Though they won't know the difference. I then planned, you put some gay porn on and then switch the TV off, all while I occupy them. We can then go and 'watch the game'. When you turn the TV on, they'll see gay porn. I'll give them both a quick peck each and then the night is ours."

"Okay, sounds pretty sound." Mike nodded, "Question though, why the gay porn?"

"If they wake up the next morning, they might remember snippets." You explain, "The gay porn is so we can make an excuse that the **** are like hallucinogens. What they see, they imagine in 10 times strength or something. That reminds me, we have to make sure to use plenty of lube and we clean the cum out of their holes, so they have as little questions about the discomfort as possible."

"Got it." Mike grinned, using a hand to rub his pants, "Fuck I'm looking forward to tonight."

"Second that bro!"

You both look up to see Ryan and Theo have finally arrived. You all exchange pleasantries and congratulations. After making a couple jokes and catching up, Mike slams down his empty glass.

"Who's ready to get fucked... up?"