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"Morgan, these triggers will last until you graduate. When someone on campus or a greek function says your name, you will respond by loudly saying 'I love butt sex.'"

"Morgan," said Gina, "for the next year, any time you take a shower, you will get very horny, and masturbate but you won't be able to orgasm, but you'll keep trying until the hot water runs out. You will end up very sexually frustated."

"Morgan," said Michael, "any time you enter a classroom and take a seat, you will turn to the person closest to you and say 'God, I need a face full of semen."

"Gina," said Michael, "would you believe me if I told you every sorority girl and frat boy on campus knew Morgan's triggers, and she would never catch on?"

Gina laughed.