Takeover

"Dean, are you married with children?"

"No, never married, no children," she said. "What does that have to do with anything?"

"Well, believe me when I tell you you are a shameless cougar who loves fucking college aged men. Believe me when I tell you this is why you took this job."

Dean Crandall licked her lips and undid a button on her jacket.

"Believe me when I tell you I have many new rules, and believe me when I tell you no one will complain about them even if they don't like them."

"Sooo," said the Dean as she unbuttoned another button. "Tell me the new rules."

"Free condoms in every bathroom. Sex in the bathrooms is OK. All female students must do a minumum of 30 minutes of exercise every day. Cotton panties are banned, and the only bras that student can wear are sports bras and only when the student is exercising. All single female professors under the age of 50 must wear sexy outfits. Sorority hazing is perfectly legal as long as no one is physically harmed. Sorority spankings is encouraged even in public. The female cheerleader uniforms consist of g-strings and pasties, sex between professors and students is OK. Nudity on campus is legal."

Dean Crandall had completely undone her jacket and removed it while Michael was talking. "I like those rules."

"I thought you would," said Michael.

Dean Crandall walked over to Michael, and they started to make out.