He runs into an uncomfortable person in a comfortable way

Naruto, deciding to get back to his flat first, made his way back to said home. However, on the way there he was lost in thought about the upcoming evening. He was excited, really excited. He had have sex a lot lately, but this would be his first date, so he was really anxious to get it right.

Still mulling it over in his head, Naruto didn't pay attention on who was before him, so as he walked around a corner, he bumped into somebody.

The fact that Naruto was almost a head shorter than whoever he ran into (he was still somewhat short, even compared to his peers, which bugged him) led to him crashing his head right into that persons chest. And the fact that there were two mounds of flesh indicated two things. First, it was a female. Second, if that happened, it usually meant pain for him.

Still, Naruto couldn't help but stop at the feeling of those nice and soft breasts pressing against his face, even if some cloth was still blocking it. After all, he had gone a whole month without sex now... and those two were some nice specimen of female breasts. That he found out as he instinctively rubbed his head in between of them. "Hmm... such nice breasts... so soft and round...", Naruto thought before noticing he had mumbled his thoughts out loud.

(Un-)Fortunately, he remembered the potent danger that a woman usually was before a rain of pain came down on him as he detatched himself from the chest and put a fair distance between him and the girl before he quickly bowed in utter submission before the female. "Oh crap, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It was an honest mistake, it won't happen again.", he was quick to blurt out, but to his surprise, no punch was ever thrown his way. Carefully, Naruto opened his eyes to see an unlikely person.

Tayuya seemed incredibly flustered as well. In fact, he couldn't recall her blushing that hard, not even when her head was flushed out of sheer anger. Comically slowly, she raised her arms, but not to punch him, but rather to cover her chest. If Naruto had to take a guess, he figured Tayuya was taken completely off guard.

"Uh, Tayuya? Aren't you going to yell at me?", Naruto asked, somewhat surprised that the girl hadn't exploded in anger yet.

Tayuyas head dropped a bit as she stared at the ground for a moment. Her arm fell back to her side and as she looked up again, her embarrassment had all but vanished and was replaced with anger. "There you are you little shit! Finally, no one around so that I can get some answers out of you! Tell me, what did you do to my friend?", she yelled at him, but why she made no mention of his close contact with her breasts befuddled Naruto.

Maybe she was a bit self-conscious about those kinds of things? Anyway, maybe it was wiser to just ignore that for a moment and really just focus on the yelling Tayuya for now. "You're talking about Kin-chan, aren't you?", Naruto inquired.

That seemed to rouse Tayuyas anger even further. "So you know what I'm talking about! Tell me, what did you do to her! Where is she?", she demanded to know as she stepped closer to Naruto and grabbed him by his collar. Her strength was truly monstrous as she coud lift him off the ground with little apparent effort.

And Naruto felt cold sweat running down his forehead. He couldn't possibly tell her he deflowered her friend, willingly or not. In this state, he wondered if he could even say the right thing to calm Tayuya down. So, at least he tried it with honesty. "I talked with my teacher and she took care of her. As far as I know, she's with the ANBU right now...", he told her everything he knew.

Naturally, Tayuya wasn't too pleased to hear that. "WHAT!? So you're telling me you're interrogating her! Maybe even torturing her? Just give me one reason why I shouldn't crush your head right here!", she threatened as she held Naruto a bit higher and pressed harder onto his throat.

But strangely, her strength faded before Naruto could lose consciousness. "Because then you would have no chance to see your friend again. Because the second you lay your paws on Naruto again, I'll kill you!", a cool voice growled from behind Tayuya. Naruto opened his eyes to see Temari with a kunai in her hand, which she held up against Tayuyas neck. "Let him down!", she ordered.

Grudgingly, Tayuya complied. Naruto gasped at once and fell on his butt as he was released from Tayuyas grasp. "You again! Why are you interferring? He should be your enemy as much as mine!", Tayuya exclaimed, outraged that she would be denied her **** yet again.

Temari shrugged her shoulders indignantly. "So? He's cute, that's why I'm protecting him.", she stated her reason as she walked around her and now stood in front of Naruto.

Now that was new to Naruto. He was being protected because he was 'cute'? Well, he decided to take it as a compliment and not complain about being protected. "So what? You have no idea what he's done! My friend is in prison thanks to this jerkwad!", Tayuya yelled.

Naruto could understand that Tayuya was worried about her friend. So, he tried his best to calm her down a bit. "I promise you, Tayuya, I'll make sure Kin-chan is okay.", Naruto offered. And whenever he promised something, it was like a vow to Naruto.

But of course, Tayuya didn't know that and instead, it only served to get her a little angrier. "How could I trust your word, punk?", she snapped at Naruto.

Naruto took a deep breath. Then, he looked up at Tayuya with all the earnesty he could muster up (which was a lot). "You're right, you can't. But I promised you. So that's why, if it turns out I'm wrong, I'll let you beat me for as long as you like.", he said calmly.

Both girls gasped at that proposal. "Naruto, how can you say something like that?", Temari asked as she looked over her shoulder at him. Her brows were furrowed in confusion as to his strange behavior.

"Because if I lied about this, I would want to be beaten up. I don't like lies, so don't you worry Tayuya, I'll guarantee you that Kin is fine.", Naruto vowed.

It seemed Tayuya hadn't expected this. She was in fact stunned and silent for a few moments before spitting on the ground in contempt. "You better pray you're not gonna eat those words later on, brat!", Tayuya growled. But for now, it seemed she believed him. It was enough to make her turn around. "Still, I'm mad as hell at you Leaf-nin. Oh, I'm gonna enjoy beating that sweet little teammate of yours up. Hey, and once I'm done with her, maybe I'll even let you collect all the pieces of her that I splattered over the ring!", she laughed cruelly before stomping off into the distance.

Naruto sighed in relief. That was one dangerous situation he had survived already. But he definitely needed to ask Kurenai-sensei about Kin-chan soon. Not only because he feared for himself, but as Tayuya had threatened, Ino-chan was her first opponent and thus he was really worried what the girl could do to her in anger.

Tmeari helped Naruto up on his feet again. "Are you alright, Naruto?", she asked with a worried look on her face. For some reason, Naruto found this incredibly cute in comparison to her usual demeanor.

Naruto brushed his butt off before looking up at Temari in gratitude again. "Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks, Temari-chan, you saved me again.", he thanked her properly with a smile.

The suna kunoichi just huffed once. "No biggie... now, where's my reward?", Temari asked and her lips curled up into a smile.

"Reward?" was Narutos confused response. What, was she really expecting a reward for saving him? How unheroic...

Temaris smile widened to a grin. "Our second date, remember?"

Narutos eyes widened a bit. So that was what she was getting at. "Oh... oh yeah, I do remember, Temari-chan.", he said quickly. In fact, he could even remember their first date. And the purpose of this one... she wanted to get behind his secret.

Temari however grinned. "Great. So, how about it?", she asked him, still with that grin, although Naruto also noticed she was tapping her foot impatiently. She wanted to get going, with our without his consent.

Now Naruto was in a real dilemma. For now, he could go along with Temari and on a date with her, but he definitely had to be back in shape when the time for his date with Ino and Sakura rolled along. And he was certain he needed some time to prepare for that, as the girls seemed rather excited about. So in short, he couldn't let them down. On the other hand, if he just ignored Temari or cut their date short, he was certain the blonde would not take it too well.