She tries to make a trade

"Ah Mia! Give it back right now!" Abbey voiced angrily. She was crouched even lower now and using her hands to try and cover her fully naked body, despite the fact that it was almost completely hidden below the water. Her face starts to blush rapidly while she nervously fidgets for modesty; you’re not sure you have seen anyone this embarrassed before.

"Not until you give my bottoms back! You started this whole thing so when my suit is returned to me we can call it even." Even though Mia was just as bottomless as Abbey at this point, she clearly held all the power in this situation.

"I tried to tell you I don't have your bottoms Mia! I threw them to Mike, he's the one who has them!" Wait a minute. You forgot that you had dropped Mia's bottoms so you could use both hands to help Abbey, but where were they?

"Well as soon as Mikey gives me what's mine, you can get what's yours" Mia said in a teasing fashion before looking expectantly in your direction.

Fuck. Mia's bottoms were gone. Shit's about to go down.

"Um guys I don't really know how to explain this but... when I was helping Abbey out I think I lost Mia's bottoms."

As soon as those words exit your mouth both Mia and Abbey start yelling at you. Their obscenities and exasperated cries blended together for those few seconds and you really couldn't make out what either of them were saying. All you know is that you are totally screwed.