Set up some fun

"Megan, be truthful. Do you find me attractive?"

"Yes."

"Sexy?"

"No."

"Have you ever wanted to have sex with me?"

"No."

I thought for a moment. "Megan, you will invite your single friends over tonight for a 'girls night in' of wine and rom coms. You will also want me to show off my hypnosis skills to them. You won't believe I can hypnotize anyone, so you think it'll be funny for me to try and fail. You will say nothing to your friends about that until after they arrive. Prove to me you understand all of that?"

"I will invite my single friends over tonight for a 'girls night in' of wine and rom coms and get you to try your silly hypnosis skills on them. I will say nothing to them about it beforehand."

"Good. Now, when I say your name, you will give yourself a wedgie. You won't know why you're doing it, and think I have nothing to do with it. Understand?"

"Yes."

"When I say the word 'weird,' you will slap your ass as hard as you can spin around then loudly bark like a dog. Again you will not know why you're doing this, and think I have nothing to do with it. Understand?"

"Yes."

"Finally, when I say 'freaky,' you will stick your tongue out, and you will not be able to pull it back in until I say 'tongue,' and again you will not blame me for this. Understand?"

"Yes."

"Any time I say 'Mumbles Megan,' you will slip back into this trance."