April 8, 2020

Dear Diary,

Did you know you can order sex toys online? I mean, yeah, when I write it down, it sounds so obvious. But how fun is it that you don't have to leave the covid-free comfort of your home, just a few clicks online, and then a couple of days later a package arrives with all kinds of fun things to stick up your ass?

One month ago, the thought of anal sex made me gag. Now, as I write this, a cute silver butt plug is buried in my asshole. It has a little red jeweled heart on the part that sticks out of me. It's been in there all morning.

What's that, Diary? I should suck on it? Oh my, what a filthy little book you are! But...that's a very good idea. Hold on!

[Nasty anal toy sucking break in progress, please stand by]

Well...that was hot. A few hours up my ass and that cute little butt plug got nice and flavorful. I kissed it and sucked it (God! I miss sucking cock soooo much!!) and I licked up all of my yummy ass flavors.

At what point does a mild obsession become a full blown fetish? Because in just a few weeks, I seem to have developed a serious case of the hots for the taste of my asshole. It's probably not surprising that I'm watching a lot of anal porn now. Particularly ass-to-mouth porn, which I didn't even know was a thing. Not only is it a thing, it's apparently my thing.