Jordyn shoves hardboiled eggs up her ass, shits them out on the floor, and eats them

Wow, you really clicked on this chapter, huh? You must be some kind of dirty pervert. I mean, did you really want to read disgusting descriptions of pretty and young internet star Jordyn Jones shoving hardboiled eggs up her ass, shitting them out on the floor, and eating them?

Oh, you did? Well....okay! I mean, as long as the eggs are of age, right?

Jordyn, a wild look on her pretty face, ran naked into the kitchen. She threw open the refrigerator in a frenzy, her hazel eyes scanning the interior. I want something yummy to shove up my ass, she thought. And then she thought, Oh my god, I want to eat things out of my asshole. What is wrong with me???

But the urge was stronger than the self reflection, and so Jordyn pushed the worry away, and focused on the task at hand: finding something to push up her asshole, that would feel good up there, and that would taste delicious coated in her stinkjuice.

Hardboiled eggs. There they were. Already peeled, a dozen of them, in a colorful ceramic bowl. Her mother had made them this morning for the family outing, but had forgotten to pack them. Jordyn loved eggs, and the thought of pushing them into her butt filled her with erotic joy. She grabbed the bowl and headed for the bathroom.

There was a Jacuzzi tub, large enough to fit two people comfortably. Jordyn climbed into the empty tub with her eggs. She knelt down and pushed two fingers into her asshole. They went in easily; her asshole was much looser than it had been before she began her anal mayhem.

Pulling them out, she slurped the flavor from them, then took an egg. Jordyn reached back and pressed it firmly into her ass. It was cold and she moaned, her anus twitching. Then she tightened and released her sphincter, feeling the egg squishing inside of her. She worked a second egg up her ass, this one meeting a little more resistance. But again, when she worked her anal muscles, she could feel that ball of protein breaking down inside her.

A third egg. Stuffed with **** up her perfect ass. Then a fourth. Jordyn whinnied and lowed, making animal-like noises as she reveled in her new fetish. Her ass pulsated as she pulverized the food inside her, the toned muscles from her dancing easily crushing the eggs into submission.

She reached back with both hands, extended her index fingers, and managed to work them inside her eggy asshole. Wielding them like chopsticks, she stabbed at the food in her rectum. Then she relaxed and sucked on her fingers. Her ass felt so full. She closed her eyes and pressed her forehead against the smooth finish of the tub.

Then she squeezed. The eggs, mashed up and compacted inside her asshole, began to slide out of her. She moaned loudly, rubbing her clit and pussy at a wild tempo. Jordyn could feel the eggs smear against her anal walls -- gathering flavor, she thought. She shat out the eggs onto the tub floor, her asshole pinching off cute little logs of white and yellow. She reached for them, bringing them to her mouth, and she feasted. They were bitter with the taste of her. Jordyn mashed the egg mess into her mouth, chewing them as though she were a starving woman. The orgasm that she had as she swallowed those ass eggs and rubbed herself was the strongest of her young life.