Molly calls over a cheerleader

Molly looks around the hallway for someone to enjoy this humiliating situation that Nate is in.

She sees Bethany, the head cheerleader of their grade. She’s an angelic blonde who knows she looks incredible. She is always wearing her cheerleading outfit. This isn’t particularly Molly’s scene but she knows it will rile Nate up.

“HEY BETHANY!” She yells.

Bethany looks over. “Oh..hey, what’s your name again?”

Molly frowns. “It’s Molly. We have English and Health together.”

Bethany raises her eyebrows and doesn’t seem to care.

“You know that dork, Nate?” Molly says.

Bethany shakes her head. “I don’t know. I don’t pay attention to half these losers.” She begins playing with her hair.

“He is down the hall, stark naked, and he said he wants to show you how big his schlong is.” Molly says. “He claims that nerds have the best bods and he wants to give his to you.”

Bethany snorts, “what the fuck? Uhhh okay.” She follows Molly down the hall.

“Hey Nate! I found Bethany for you. What did you wanna show her?” Molly says, grinning from ear to ear.

Caleb moves his head out of the way, still holding Nate down, “he’s all yours!”

Finally Nate’s minuscule penis comes into view, bearing all to see.

Bethany’s blue eyes lower until she sees his genitalia. Her jaw drops, and she covers her mouth.

Her eyes get so wide and look as if they’re gonna burst out of her pretty head. She roars with laughter, the loudest she’s ever had. She points her finger at the tiny dick like a cartoon. She looks like a goddess from a painting jeering at a tiny peasant.

“Oh...my...god...” Bethany says in between fits. “That has got to be the smallest little dick I’ve ever seen in my entire life!! Smaller than...than my fourth grade boyfriend!!”

“You saw your boyfriend’s dick in fourth grade?” Nate asks.

“Of course, you fucking loser! Probably surprises you because you’ve never gotten any action. Holy SHIT that’s pathetic!! It is like a baby’s!! Did you go through puberty?” Bethany shouts.

“Of course I did!”

Molly sits back and cracks up at your humiliation. “He’s hard, too!” She says.

“You’re hard??” Bethany screams in laughter. “That is the most depressing image I’ve ever witnessed. Of all the penises I’ve seen...wow. You are NEVER GONNA GET LAID, DUDE HAHA” she takes her phone out and begins snapping pictures.

“You’re fucked, man. Wow!” Caleb says to Nate.

“Say hello to my Snapchat story, baby carrot. Holy fuck.” This gorgeous goddess is relentless.

“HEY EVERYBODY, COME CHECK OUT THIS DORK’S MICROPENIS!” Bethany shouts for the whole hallway to hear, if they hadn’t already.

Tons of men and women crowd around him.