Fuck it, the Black Girls ain't going anywhere.

Ria shrugged and went down into the underground tunnels, and saw the girl cornered by the two, before she trapped the three of them in there. Ria looked upon the girl with the Eyes of the Erokami, and saw her name was Yugito Nii. Then of course, she went full Two Tails, and attacked the two, but ultimately lost to the curse of that guy called Hidan.

She smirked as she watched the two carry Yugito off as she took out her Note. Oh, they were gonna get set up for failure now... "Hidan and Kakuzu will let their guards down and stop to rest in an hour. Yugito Nii will awaken unexpectedly, and briefly resume fighting, before escaping. She will end up collapsing where a Konoha patrol will find her and bring her back to the Leaf for treatment. She will spend some time there before Tsunade will send word of her presence to Kumo, but before she is retrieved, she will go by Naruto Uzumaki's apartment while he is home, and suddenly "go into heat," getting so unbearably horny that she will immediately go in, and find Naruto, needing to fuck him. Once she is satisfied, she won't have any ill feelings towards Naruto, even if she feels embarrassment or anything else. She will then make sure he knows her name, before leaving if Naruto doesn't use his own Note on her."

Satisfied, Ria smirked. A couple hours later, Yugito was wheezing hard as she blundered through the foliage in the area, having no idea where she was going, injuries and exhaustion getting to her. She had woken up and started fighting again, taking the two assailants by surprise, but unfortunately couldn't kill either of them, though the first thing she had done was rip off the head of that living voodoo doll that just wouldn't die, and when he was still swearing his head off, pun intended, she flung it away, before the other had attacked her.

She'd managed at that point to destroy one of those mask creatures, but the wind and lightning ones had blasted off one of the Nibi's tails, though that had worked out in her favor in the end, as she had been able to Substitute herself for it when it was clear she was losing again, and made her escape.

She hated to admit it, but she owed Bee big time for annoying her with his rapping until she learned that trick from him. She had scoffed at the idea of needing it at the time, but he had been insistent. Hopefully those two guys would be halfway back wherever the hell they came from before they figured it out, especially because she collapsed, needing to rest.

She passed out, and shortly after, a Konoha patrol at the Land of Fire's borders, where she had wandered, found her, and despite the rocky relationship with Kumo, they decided to have some decency and bring her back to Konoha for treatment. An international incident was the last thing they wanted anyway.

...

"You said you crippled her!" Kakuzu snarled, dragging Hidan's headless body as well as carrying the tail Yugito had disguised as herself over his shoulder, and having finally found where Hidan's head had landed. "Your blunder has cost me a heart!"

"Shaddup and put my fucking head back on you asshole!" Hidan roared back at Kakuzu. "You know damn well I don't specialize in "almost" killing people, how was I to know she was tougher than we thought!?"

Kakuzu sighed as he plucked Hidan's scratched up head from the brambly bush it had unfortunately landed in, the extraction eliciting more curses.