Dog-Girl

"First, do you live on-campus in a dorm?" I asked.

She shook her head. "No. My parents bought me a nice little townhouse a short drive from the campus."

"Then that's where I'm moving in," I said. "Now, go to the quad and get on all fours and act like a dog in heat for, mmm, two hours. Only respond in barks if someone asks you what's wrong."

I gave her my number and told her to meet me at her house when she finished. She headed off to the quad.

"Oh!" I called. "Are any of your female friends single?"

She turned. "Well, my friend Melony is single. Her and her sister Hannah live on-campus."

I thanked my new girlfriend.