Grandma

As it turns out, today you don't have to wait long before your not-so-little peculiarity is discovered. It happens this very morning during your shower. You're just soaping up your body, thinking about your gorgeous and sexy female relations when the door of the bathroom opens suddenly. Your breath catches in your throat. You nearly always remember to lock it but today, for whatever reason, you forgot to. Someone has barged into the bathroom and you're instantly glad you've got the curtain drawn. You don't know yet who is there, though. Then you hear a voice.

"Oh, Nick dear," says the shocked voice of none other than grandma, "I'm sorry, I didn't know it'd be you in here. Just needed to use the toilet, sorry."

"No, it's okay," you say feeling a blush still creeping over your cheeks even though she can't see you, and then covering with humor, "so should I have put on the stripper music?"

Your grandma laughs uproarously and you're instantly wishing that you could see her. When she laughs like that, especially braless wearing just her nightie as she would be dressed this early in the morning, it sets off "boob-quakes" that probably measure on the richtor scale.

"You are so naughty," says grandma with delight, "bless your heart for making an old lady laugh so. Now you know I'll be thinking of you in Chipindale gear all day, though."

"I'd be laughed out of the club," you say, rinsing yourself.

"Nonsense," says grandma, finishing her tinkle, "you're a fine figure of a young man. If you weren't my grandson, you might even have this dirty old lady chasing your cute little butt around."

"Well, thanks," you say.

"You're welcome, sweetie," says grandma, and then with impish playfulness, "oh, just a little peek. A little thrill."

Without warning, grandma yanks the shower curtain open and you are completely exposed in your scrawny, soaking wet...and extremely upstanding glory, looking at grandma's cheeky grin in shock. You also get a good look at her, her big, jiggly sexy body clad only in a thin cotton nightie. Some of the water gets on the white material, making it stick to her gigantic boobs and pretty much making her thick and already erect nipples completely visible. Then, grandma gets a good look at your overwhelming erection and her jaw drops, her eyes going saucer-wide. You're blushing red as a beet, but soon grandma's tongue draws slowly over her very full sensuous lips.

"So...it is real," breathes grandma, glancing up into your embarrassed face, "I always thought you were stuffing something down there. My...my...my...now that is one big blessing."

"Kind of a curse, really," you say, "why I hide it."

"Nonsense," says grandma firmly, "that will make some woman extremely...extremely happy. I've seen some cocks in my day...but that...wow..."

Grandma's breathing is becoming shallow and she keeps glancing back at your merrily throbbing perma-boner. One of her hands unconsciously reaches up to her gigantic left boob and runs over her nipple. She seems to be contemplating something...and you find your own mind filled with thoughts of just going ahead and encouraging things...finding out just how far this might go. It's too late to change this, it's not as if grandma can unsee it.