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Andy kissed Vickie, slipping his hand under her bra feeling the soft flesh of her breasts. “Andy!” She moaned between kisses as she pulled him deeper into the kiss. Another set of hands soon wrapped themselves around Andy and Vickie. Scott, her ex, squeezed Andy’s butt. He always did love his bubble butt. Andy broke his kiss from Vickie to kiss Scott.

Anne/Andy woke up in her bed suddenly when she rolled over in her sleep and squeezed her balls a little too hard between her legs. “Fu-what?” It took a moment for the events of last night to resurface in her mind. “Guess I probably shouldn’t sleep in it.” She pulled back the covers and realized she had her first case of morning wood. “That’s hilarious.” She laughed. She touched the tip through her boxer briefs and pulled back a sticky fluid. “Is...is that precum?”

She glanced at her clock and unhappily realized there was no time for one more session before school. She jumped out of bed and went through her normal morning routine of showering, shaving, and bathrooming. She wrapped a towel around her and rushed into her bedroom.

She stood naked before getting dressed to admire her penis. “Well little buddy, I guess this is where we part ways. For now.” She laughed and gripped the shaft with one hand and searched for the seam with the other. It was several seconds before she realized...there was no seam. She pulled and twisted it hoping to unlock herself but found nothing but the pain of twisting and pulling her penis. “Fucker!” She swore.

Frantically she called Chris. After three rings she finally answered. “Hello?” She sounded still half asleep.

“It won’t come off!” she yelled into the phone.

“Anne?” Her mom called out from her room. “Is everything okay?”

“Y-yeah. I’m fine.” She lied and hurriedly began to dress.

“Anne?” Chris coughed away from the phone waking herself up.

“Yes!” She whispered loudly pulling up her boxer briefs.

“Wait, what’s wrong?”

“The...hold on.” She pulled on her jeans and quickly put on the first shirt she could find so she could step outside into the backyard. “You know...it the...thing. The…”

“Your penis?”

Anne blushed furiously. It was one thing for Chris to know about it and assume she may use it at some point but a completely different, and more embarrassing thing for her to speak openly about it as if it were so casual. “Yes!”

“It shouldn’t do that.” She yawned.

“You think?”

“Look calm down, walk me through what happened.”

“What do you mean what happened?”

“How you went about putting it on.”

“I put it in, that’s all.”

“Well there’s gotta be more to it or it wouldn’t be stuck.”

“No nothing. I took it out of the box, I lubed the end and I put it in. Nothing else.”

“...what lube?”

“...The lube that came with it?”

“It doesn’t come with lube. It comes with an adhesive so it doesn’t just fall out when you’re walking around.”

“Adhesive?!” Her heart sank out of her chest. “You mean I’m stuck like this forever?!” In her foolish rush, she had glued this fake penis to her body forever! She’d have to quit cheerleading! People will notice eventually! She’d never be able to get a boyfriend! She’d be a shemale for life! It wasn’t fair! It was one stupid mistake.

“Calm down.” How could she tell her to calm down now? She was a freak for life and it was all Chris’ fault! It was probably what she’d hoped would happen. “It should loosen up after a few days.”

“A few days?” Oh, thank god.

“Yeah, just don’t try to yank it off or something, that shit really hurts. It’ll come off on it’s own.”

“Right...what do I do until then?”

“Whatever you would before...just don’t wear anything too tight.”

Anne rolled her eyes. “Yeah, thanks.”

“You know, this is a golden opportunity.”

“How?”

“I mean, you got the clothes, you got the hardware. You could just be Andy for a couple of days.”

“No!”

“No one would notice.”

“Gee thanks.”

“I didn’t mean it like that I meant with your hair and-”

“Hey, who you talking to?” Jimmy opened the glass door scaring Anne.

“N-none of your business.”

“Ooh, is it a booooyfriend.”

“What are you seven?!”

Jimmy quickly snatched her phone out of her hand before she could stop him. “Hello? Who’s this?” Jimmy ran into the backyard as Anne gave chase. “Chris huh. Are you Anne’s boyfriend?”

“Damn it, Jimmy!” Anne yelled.

Jimmy made it inside first and slammed the door locking it immediately. “So Chris,” he stuck his tongue out at her, “what are your plans with my sister?” Anne pounded on the glass door trying to scare Jimmy into returning her phone to no avail. Jimmy raised an eyebrow, “Wow.”

“Damn it!” Anne went to the side of the house and climbed the terrace until she reached her window she always left unlocked in case she needed to sneak back in.

Her eyes burned with fury by the time she reached Jimmy. “Yeah, she might like-”

“You little twerp!”

Jimmy jumped out of his skin as he turned around. “I gotta go, here’s Anne bye!” He threw the phone up in the air using the distraction to run past Anne.

“You little-! I’m sorry about him. He didn’t say anything stupid did he?”

“No, he was kinda nice actually.”

“You think he was nice? It’s a little early for **** Chris.”

Chris laughed, somehow easing her anger. “It’s never too early for ****.” She laughed. “Look, if you want to blow off school, it’s my day off and you can come hang here or we can go out if you’d like.”

The prospect of not exposing herself as a freak to her entire school had a certain appeal about it, but being with Chris made her feel...confused. “Maybe.”

“Okay. No pressure.” Why was he-she so nice? “You know where to reach me if you change your mind.”

“Yeah.”

“Have fuuuun.” Chris hung up the phone.

“Thanks.” Damn it everything would be simpler if-” No. We are not going down that road." Anne headed back to her room when she stopped by Jimmy’s room. “Why?” She was beyond annoyed at this point.

“Chris….that’s the guy who dropped you off a few days ago right?”

“...yeah that’s him. Why?”

“No reason. He seems cool.”

“What did you two talk about?”

“You mostly.”

“What? Why?”

“He’s your boyfriend. Duh.”

“What did s..he say?” Why was her heart beating so fast?

“Usual mushy stuff.”

“What do you mean?”

“I’m not repeating it, if you wanna know so bad you go ask him.” Jimmy shoved the door shut in Anne’s face.

“Twerp.”