Blame Game

Jess will believe whatever I say, and Jess will do whatever I say.

"Jess, tell me who your sexiest single friend is."

"I guess that would be Katie. But why?"

"Katie is behind the changes in your body."

"That bitch!" cried Jess.

"Invite her over, but don't tell her why. Just pretend like you just want to see her and hang out. We'll get to the bottom of this."

"Fine!" said Jess.

"Come back here after you call her."

"OK." Jess goes back to her apartment. She comes back a couple of minutes later. "She'll be here in an hour. What can I do about my big ass and hips?"