Chapter 5
by Winter Inter
What do you take with you?
A Small Buggy, An entire can of fuel, Shades, And DIY stuff.
Down the isle you find a. . . Buggy?, A jerry can of fuel, For some reason some shades. And some "Raw Materials" such as duct tape, pieces of machinery, and maybe enough metal and junk to create you a set of kick-ass power armor.
You realize you aren't an Engineer as you add a small bit of armor plating to yourself and you duct-tape some metal to armor the flimsy Buggy. You manage to make it look kinda kick-ass as you go ahead and create your own weapon.
From all your past life's years you remember watching a whole bunch of DIY weaponry for the Zombie Apocalypse, which ironically was now being brought up after you turned- You craft. . . A compound bow. But it's better than a literal pea-shooter. You create a bit of arrows by using small bits of needles laced with weed killer and you add in a small laser sight. Why? Cause it's fucking cool!
You rev up the Buggy to get the FUCK out of there. Suddenly tense chase music starts up as you see the Cactus Girl, And Sunflower girl start to rush you.
"Fuck!" You yell. You take aim and fire away at the Cactus girl who was trying to climb a building for a good shot. The weed killer does it's thing and sizzles a pencil sized hole into her shoulder. She gasps in pain as the other girl heals her up, Taking a bit of fertilizer in the shop you were just in and. . . What the fuck?!
They start to charge up. They both seem like they've been powered up. The Cactus starts blasting- JESUS FUCK THATS A LOT OF THORNS! While the Sunflower launches LITERAL BEAMS OF SUNLIGHT THAT MELT THROUGH THE CONCRETE!
You realize the flimsy armor plating isn't going to do much. As you ready your deadly bow and arrow at them as quick as you can. The sunflower beam lights open the jerry can, You throw it at her direction and she nearly catches on fire. She dodges the small explosion as the Super-Charged thorns start chipping away at your armor. You duck down to avoid losing your head. You nearly reach a zombie claimed area but suddenly the thorns manage to pop your unprotected tires. Flipping the car over to a deadly roll. It's windshield breaks and powdered, The metal frame scrapes across the road. Screeching to a stop you pull yourself out of the wreckage, Taking your bow and arrow. Trying to run to safety while you have the bow pointed at their direction. The smoke of the buggy covering a bit of your sight as you limp for your un-life. Suddenly a thorn is fired, You try to dodge. The thorn nearly hitting you between the eyes as it instead hits your shoulder once again digging a large hole into your shoulder.
The arm holding the bow falls. You're left grabbing a thorn out of your shoulder as you try to limp your way to safety. You pull your arm back to it's socket. It feels weird with it re-attaching itself again. The plant duo finally pass the fog. You snarl in rage and defiance as they slowly walk towards you. You re attach your arm as you aim towards the sunflower girl, You activate the laser and the dot shows up between her eyes. The Cactus girl stops as you reel back an arrow.
"Bahck Off!" You yell. Attempting to get your potential killers away from you. You notch an arrow and pull the string back. Definitely stopping the super charged duo from taking another step.
You let out a raspy sigh as you take a breather. The 2 girls are frozen still and silently analyzing how to beat you without killing you. One of the others needed you for "study" after all.
You slowly walk back. They take a step and you shoot an arrow between the Sunflower's feet. Creating a sizzle and pencil sized hole in her foot. Making her drop and clutch her foot. The Cactus moves to help her comrade but you quickly snap the bow to between her eyes. For some un-godly reason instead of marching back towards safety you advance and get close enough for her to be unable to dodge.
"Why yuu here?" You say. The Cactus trembles, Her eyes laser focused on the deadly arrow tip almost touching her forehead.
"W-We were s-sent by someone f-from our side! We don't know who- Not like we'd tell you- Just told to keep you intact." Her shaking voice says. Though she murmurs that middle part.
Your bow is still between her eyes. Would you go start the path of genocide? Start sending your first message of neutrality to the plants? Or. Will you finally create peace like you've always wished for?
Genocide, Neutral, Or Peace?
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One of a Kind.
Inspired(And with permission): "Lewdness on the Lawn" by LewdnCrude
You're a Zombie inside the world of Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare. You've suddenly gained sentience in the middle of battle. Will you ally with the plants (And possibly gain a harem of sexy Plant Girls), Get the Zombies to leave the plants alone, Or make them all submit to your power.
Updated on Dec 29, 2020
by Winter Inter
Created on Dec 8, 2020
by Winter Inter
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