An uneventful lunch and an interesting conversation.

You barely have time to find something to occupy yourself with before lunch is served.

You had to admit, it was shocking how hard working Samantha could be, never before has there been a girl who would try so hard to impress you. Even putting aside her strange beliefs, and your willingness to take advantage of them, it was genuinely touching at times.

After the girls have said grace, and as usual you halfheartedly participate. you sit with them in the sunroom and enjoy the quickly prepared meal together.

After lunch the hours seem to drag on and on into the afternoon. as usual, with little to occupy yourself with during the day you find yourself lazily watching Tube videos, shooting pool by yourself or halfhearted practicing on your guitar.

Eventually, you end up sitting down in the basement watching a classic 80s science fiction show. you had already seen every episode about half a dozen times already, but you’d take rewatching the classics over suffering through some of the new crap they were releasing any day.

Getting a good laugh out of some very visible camera equipment in frame, you feel your mouth is dry as hell, and with almost no hesitation you pick up your phone and text Sam, asking her to get you a drink. She replies quickly, asking “what would you like :)” and thinking for a moment you glance behind your shoulder at the large wooden Bar counter just across the room. Chuckling at your own laziness you text her back with a simple and stereotypical “beer” and continue to watch your show.

Eventually you hear the telltale rhythmic clanking of Samantha descending the metal staircase and a few moments pass before she rounds the sofa, holding in one hand a tall foaming glass and a coaster.

“Thanks Sam, you’re amazing!” A gentle blush rises in her cheeks and she hands you the beer with a wide smile. “Oh it’s nothing Arthur” you indulge her some more praise and continue, amping it up a notch “seriously, you’re the best roommate a guy could have, I just want to live with you forever!” At this she *gasps* and her blush rises up into her forehead. she begins to whisper “D- do you really mean that?” Before she just a quickly snaps out of it, coughing slightly and saying “don’t worry about it Arthur ha, I’m a woman after all, it’s my job!”

You take a long swig of your beer as Samantha takes a seat beside you, her hugely oversized tushy spreading out underneath her in all directions like a beanbag chair. You watch from the corner of your eye as she apprehensively reaches out to put a hand on your own, before quickly retracting it and running it through her ponytail with a sad look on her face.

The glass is nearly half empty as you finally pull it from your lips, Samantha chuckles “guys really like their beer huh?” You give her a questioning look “huh? I guess so...” she shakes her head “oh just thinking about something my uncle used to say” she imitates a deeper tone of voice and continues “nothing makes a man happier than a cold beer and a warm blowjob”

Your jaw drops and your dick rises as you grasp for what to say, the faintest, weakest hope rising in you, there’s no way right? She couldn’t be honestly thinking...

Samantha just gives you a quizzical look “i still don’t know what a blowjob is though, maybe some kind of ethnic food?”

Of course

“He was one eighth Mexican, hmm” she taps her chin for a moment, lost in thought before snapping her fingers “oh, Arthur another thing, i hate to ask you but...” she pauses “well my bike is broken so...” another longer pause as you only give her a deadpan look “and well, i have soccer tonight”

It takes a moment for you to connect the dots and finish her incomplete sentence in your head. “Oh, do you want me to drive you tonight?”

Her face lights up in a wide smile “would you mind? I’d be super grateful”

Not as if you had anything better to do.

“yeah of course, no problem” she sighs in relief, tension visibly leaving her shoulders “thank you so much, you’re a lifesaver Arthur!”

She rises from the sofa and turns to you, “well, i better finish up dinner. enjoy your drink! Hopefully one day i can get you a blowjob too!”

A shit eating grin slips onto your face “I’m sure you will Samantha! Im sure you will...”